Group Quotes
"If they're her balls, they're my balls" - lauren "Why are we distributing my balls?" - Alyssa "When is it my turn" - summer
“Rave away the darkness.” - Reagan “The demons can’t get you if you’re dancing.” - Bradon
“I am an asshole.” - Reagan “That’s why Sean likes you.”- Bradon
“Art thou in the land of the living?” - Lauren “No. I’m in the land of the shitting.” - Reagan
lyss: “you booger eatin, buttcrack pickin wench” lauren: “but alpha…”
"thats smart, how did you figure that out?" - bradon sarcastically "Women's intuition" - lauren
“It’s a dickosoaris Rex.” -alyssa “They were really invested in the dicks.” -Bradon
"I'm going to kill myself" -lauren " NO! You're too sexy" - alyssa
“I am NOT calling you daddy.” - Sean “Are you sureeee?”- Bradon
“You wouldn’t hurt a guy with glasses would you.” -Jeff “Oh I would. I would.”- Lauren
“We’re on team white now.” -Jeff “That’s racist for no reason” -Bradon
“We can use our words!!” - Jeff “I don’t feel like it!”- Lauren
"brandon, SHE CALLED YOU BRANDON" - sean, "CAN YOU READ?" - Bradon
“I found the wizard!” - Sean “The wizard of Oz??”- Lauren “The literal wizard of Oz. Is name is Elrich.” -Sean
"You gotta enjoy your last moments" - bradon "Eh, debatable" -lauren
Bradon does a nice thing "LAURENS GOT A SUGAR DADDY?" - Jeff
sean: screams high pitch reagan: what was that? sean: a manly scream
"I've been raptured" - Lauren | "Why do you get to go to heaven? " - MissLyss
"Who is this tall drink of water?" - main character from anime
Alyssa: "I don't have to sneeze anymore." Lauren: "It's because of my stunning beauty~" Alyssa: "Your beauty clogged my nose."
Lauren: "Oh it's Ohio-" Alyssa: "Ewww Ohio."
Lauren: "It tastes fruity," *flips hand in gay way* Alyssa: "You would know." Lauren: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU WOULD KNOW TOO!"
Reagan: "Don't touch my squishy." Lauren: *Dies*
Alyssa: "Cheers to being a good person!" Lauren: "Well we don't always make that good decisions-" Alyssa: "Cheers to being a decent person!"
Lauren: *Says unenthusiastically,* "My blood sugar dropped today, let's gooooo." Alyssa: "Yay-" *Realizes* "NOT YAY, NOT YAY-"
Alyssa: "I like bitter coffee, it makes me feel something in life." Lauren: "What, disappointment?"
Lauren: *Pokes Reagan's stomach* Reagan: "Don't touch my fluff..." *Gives puppy dog eyes*
Reagan: "I could tickle you." Lauren: "Do that and you DIE."
Reagan: "But you're wearing pants??" Alyssa: "Yes but my legs are cold!"
Sean: *Whispers,* "Jesus..." Reagan: "Did you just say cheezits???" Sean: "No? I said Jesus!"
Sean: "You need hearing aids, grandma!" Reagan: "What?" Sean: *Bursts out laughing*
Reagan: "You have trades, right?" Sean: "Slave trade?" Reagan: "NO!!"
Reagan: *Holds up pen,* "This is made in France." Sean: *In French accent,* "Ah-huh-huh."
Reagan: "So what are you gonna do? Huh?!" Sean: *In grave voice/mob boss voice,* "That's for me to know and you to fear!"
Sean: "It's gettin' hot in here..." Reagan: "Don't you dare finish that." Sean: "So put on your Jesus clothes."
Reagan: "Mrs. Brandi's not going to be here today because of her daughter." Sean: "Yah, she got kershamawked."
*Talking about Minecraft* Reagan: "Speak book to me!" Sean: "Thou hast done acid!"
Lauren: "Finish your bubbles." Sean: *Clicks pen* Lauren: *Clicks pen,* "Go ahead. I'm armed."
Lauren: "Someone seems salty." Sean: "Yes but don't point it out."
Sean: "Alyssa, did you finally get your honey bun?" Alyssa: "I did and it was *delompshous*."
Reagan: "How dare you assault me as such!" Sean: "Assault was necessary."
Sean: "Rachel. Fear me." Lauren: "Bruh."
Lauren: "That's the one thing I can't handle. Organs." Sean: "So you just walk into a church and go AHH??"
Reagan: *High fives Sean hard* Sean: "That was crisp." Reagan: "OW!" *Suffers in pain*
Sean: "TRISHA!! Have this on my desk by Monday." Reagan: "MY NAME'S REAGAN!"
Sean: "Jesus Christmas." Reagan: "What??" Sean: "It's not taking the Lord's name in vain if it's His own holiday."
Reagan: *Talking about a short table,* "It's cutting off my circulation to my legs!" Sean: "You're too thick, I'm too tall. We both got problems.
Sean: "Quote book?" Reagan: "Yeah."
Sean: "Life is like a puzzle except all of the pieces are clear and my will to live is slowly diminishing." Lauren: "Slowly?"
Reagan: *Holding something from Sean* Sean: "Man hands!!"
Lauren: *Starts singing "I want it that way"* Sean: "Shut up."
Reagan: "Only 20 more minutes." Sean: *Bangs head on table,* "Kill me now."
Reagan: "You don't go anywhere." Lauren: "I go to the gas station."
Sean: "You're weird. You know that, right?" Reagan: "I'm well aware."
Sean: "You roll a 20 and I'm killing myself." Lauren: *Rolls a 20* Sean: "Honey, where's the rope?"
Sean: *Incoherent noises* Laure: "Is he having a seizure???"
Lauren: "Can you help me with English?" Sean: "I mean, I can speak it." Lauren: *Death glare*
Lauren: "I'm finally taller than you!" Sean: *Stands up,* "Not anymore."
I’m gonna take away your ranch privileges.” -Reagan “NOOOO!!” -Sean
"why are you addicted to cards?" Bradon to Reagan "It's cause they have meth on them" - lauren
“I’m concerned for your mental health.” - Reagan Sighs “Meee toooo.” - Lauren
“Let me kill myself!!” -Reagan “So you won’t let me kill yourself?pauseWait-“ -Sean
Distantly “What’s going on??” - Reagan “sHE’S TOUCHING ME!!” - Alyssa Distantly “That’s nothing unusual.” - Reagan
“Da fuh?” - Lauren “No, not da fuq, depressed.” - Reagan
“You abandoned me.” - Lauren “You needed it.” - Bradon
“I’m allergic bro ” - Lauren “Oh damn I forgot” - Reagan
“Get r rated.” - Sean “You mean rated?” -Sixnine “…yes.” - Sean
"You enjoy drinking rat poison sir?" - Reagans mother "Yes, I really do!" - Bradon
"Im autistic" - Bradon "Yeah, you're retarded" - lauren
Hui "Rachel Gay" Jesus "Can confirm"
Reagan: “MONEY!” Lauren: In high pitch voice, “YIPPEE!”
"That's your body is supposed to work" - Reagan "my body doesn't normally work" - Bradon
"Watcha doing, baby girl?" - Bradon "what the fuck" - Sean
“Don’t fuck my bed!” - Reagan “But it’s sexyyy.”- Bradon
“You’re insane in the membrane.” -Reagan “Yay! I have a membrane.” - Bradon
“thats amazballs” - Alyssa “I could go for some balls right now” - Lauren
“You got a bitch?” - Reagan “You *know* I don’t!” - Bradon
"IM SINGLE BITCH, WHA-" - Bradon *screams* "PENIS" - Reagan
"Go fuck yourself" - Bradon "Ok" - Lauren
“I’m touching your weanis.” - Reagan “In public?? What the fuck babe??” -Sean
“It’s like an emotional chainsaw.” - Sean *chainsaw noises*- Reagan
“Cease your squishing.” - Reagan “But my squishing is sexy.” - Bradon
*Guy wants to get a full sleeve tattoo* Emma: You might want to wait until your brain is more developed. Sam: You're assuming his brain will develop.
"You need a body brace" - Bradon "That's what Sean is for" - Reagan
“That’s for me to decide and you to never find out.” - Reagan “Well I’ll find out if you ever decide.” - Sean “IM INDECISIVE.” - Reagan
“Yayyy sleepover!” - Sean “Babe, I’m going to be living with you.” - Reagan “YAYYY ETERNAL SLEEPOVER!!” - Sean
alyssa: “i’m more focused on the fact your drinking coke and wearing a dr pepper shirt” zane: “i drink around”
"Did you just curse me" -Reagan *Makes jerking off motion* "YES, With my PENissss" - Sean
bradon: “i got an empty toilet you can use” lauren: “is it usually full??”
"You say you're gonna hurt me a lot, but never do it" - Bradon "It's because I only give empty threats" - Lauren
“Would you like to eat my hard meat?” - Alyssa *Seductively eats her salami* - Lauren
"Ima go jump off a cliff" - bradon "Have fun! Don't forget to pack your lunch. Be back by midnight!" - Lauren
"I would cry but I'm afraid you would bottle my tears as a trophy." - Bradon "Nah, that shit would refill the Euphrates river so I wouldn't have to bottle it. In fact, I wouldn't be able to bottle it. People would start thinking God broke his promise to not flood the earth again. But nah, it's just you crying a river....." - Lauren ...*Lambsy started a call.*
“I hope that’s not what she said….that’s concerning.” - Bradon “Oh, this morning was crazy.” - Lauren
“I just realized….69…” *giggles* “…Highway 69…” - Lauren “Highway—get out of my car.” - Alyssa, deadpanning
"You don't have a pussy" - reagan "I can grow one" - sean
“Fuck I’m the odd man out here.” - Sean “How does it feel bitch??” - Bradon
“Can he make me a Twinkie?”- Derrick “He’s retired, sorry.” - Bradon
"Hey, I'm short and I have back issues." - Lauren "You just have issues."
"Don't you hate it when it buffers?" - Hagen "Mhm. It's like my stuttering." - Lauren
"Why dont you eat a bag of dick and weed!" - Sean "WELL I GET DRUG TESTED AND YOU AINT HERE" - bradon
“We’re cooked.” - Alyssa “We’re SO cooked.” - Lauren
"I've acquired a sexual encounter! Go go gadget sex!"- Sean "Go go gadget sperm!" - Bradon
“I identify as non-racial!” - Derrick “That’s unfortunate. I would race you.” - Hagen
"Are you getting your balls touched?" - sean "No, you are the only one allowed to" - ray "YIPPEE" - sean
Lauren: “Six feet apart!” Alyssa: “Uh, no. More like six kilometers apart. I ain’t getting sick.”
Lauren: *Intensely stares at Alyssa* Alyssa: “I’m scare—“ Lauren: “mWAH~” Alyssa: “…I’m turned on.”
"hui's been watching fairy tail" - Sean "WITH HIS GIRL?" - Reagan
"Why are your hands small?" - Hui "to hold dick better" - Tori