Lauren's Quotes
"i can go tickle your nose, and wake your old decrepit up"
"YIPPEE i got my haircomb, now i can go take my drugs"
" 'Double personality' Yipeee, its me! "
"It gives me the chilly bumps"
"McFucker"
“Did you just hail hitler? I might be blonde eye and blue hair—wait…wha…” Dies of embarrassment
“We got da tism, we’re da cool ones.”
"My brain made a brain fart"
“Buff Birds”
"You whiter than white, you Casper"
“I’m feeling snackish.”
"If my feet arent sticky anymore"
-says in a gay manner- "No you hang upppppppp"
we're gonna go all texan on this shit
"She may have just called you kitten but she calls me mommy"
"I'm not used to the air being sweeT."
"If you send me another picture of your nose, I will kill you."
"Ahhh! My Kneeeee!"
“You will experience death by broom.”
"Yippe, alchohol-ism"
“Bestie booooo, where are youuuuu?”
My name is David Gregory Verdes. You killed me. Prepare to die.”
"ShuSH.. peasant"
"suprise, im not female"
"dand"
“You’re prehistoricing it.”
“Don’t judge my strawberry eating habits!”
"ah yes, drugs!"
*to Bradon "You a thot"
“How dare you die.”
"shut listen up"
“Oh. That’s a dark corner.”
“They comfort my feet.”
“Jake Gyllenhall more like Jake from Statefarm.”
"Shes a runner shes a track star"
"Stay the innocent smol you are"
"joe is really white. damn okay"
“See, I’m a whore but you a hoe.”
"Sorry man I haven’t had my daily dose of Alyssa yet"
-Talking abt Lauren and Alyssa- “We ARE Area 51.”
" Erm, anyways.. Fortnite guys?"
"Chicken suicide squad lez go"
"My tism went wild"
"Jesus, here I come"
*makes fun of bradon* "I wasn't making fun of you"
*while laughing* " I hate my laugh"
"What up my ni-"
"I have a chronic weanus touching problem"
"They Mexi-cant-be-tall"
Rachel: My mental health is curved. Caroline: So is my mental health.
*Talking to Cailyn,* “Your butt is buzzing.” - Caroline “Bro’s a bee.” - Lauren
“THEY’RE TOUCHING MY CHEEKS GUYS”
"I hate life... I need a cookie"
“I see him in my hallucinations. He’s still here.”
*looks up at reagan* "can I poke you"
"My identity is expired for the time being, I don't exist now"
“How the fUCK do I turn up the wind power?”
"You've tried watermelon, but have you tried airmelon, or earthmelon"
"First time i met him, he dubbed me black"
"if i kill myself u wont know till 3 days later ill come back like jesus"
"I just stopped hacking and laughing my lungs. I don't need to again"
"Fuck you... Slut Hoe Cunt Fucker"
"Whats wong? Is my little Slut Hoe Cunt Fucker Okay?"
"I guess we now know what it would be like if Reagan said the N-Word"
"Wow, you are a bland cracker. There ain't no salt on you!"
"How.. how do- How do i work the remote?"
"My butt hurts, I'm gonna stand up"
"When I'm with Alyssa, it's my daily dose of.. gayness"
“I guess all my height went into my hips.”
"9:11, make a wish :)"
*Calls mother but doesn’t pick up,* “My white Nigerian what are you doing.”