Sean's Quotes
“The onion of fuck-shit.”
“Love yoself bitch.”
“The forbidden cotton candy”
“That’s right. Were the bitch and the asshole.”
"I reject your chicken strip fucking."
“What the cheeks??”
"I was trying to kiss you in the bathroom"
“We terrorized the local Waffle House.”
“I’m gonna go back to hell real quick.”
“Stay in your corner, bitch!”
“My pants are thoroughly shitted.”
she's not offensed shes defensed
i know how to make more than you! i know how to make pasta, bakeries-
“I sound like I’m gargling steel wool.”
"He had a microwave moment."
"Hoinkus, doinkus, hingolo-hoinkus."
"You could go drop a basketball in front of Lauren and she'd think it's a soccer ball."
Sean: "Hit kids, not vapes."
*In Kermit voice,* "Take me to dinner, baby."
"I need two pumps of mocha and a cheezburger."
"You're talking mad smack for someone in slapping distance."
"Hippity hoppity, we're taking your property."
"It's nice to know people appreciate my descent into retardation."
"Don't Bust my chops!!"
"Better food, better pizza, better president. Papa Sean's."
"No! I need circle! Not line! Ahh!"
"I can think sometimes."
"I need like 20 pounds of cocaine to be okay with this situation."
"Ching-chong, everything is wrong."
*Talking to Lauren,* "Let me see your glasses!" *Puts them on," "GEEZ! You absolute BAT of a person!"
*Laughs very hard,* "OH FRICK!" *Falls backwards in chair*
*Talking to Scarlett,* "You usually speak in harmonica."
*Talking to Lauren,* "Ha! You're short!"
"Lizard people don't have rights!"
"ADD is just ADHD without the drugs."
"Wanna get flashed?"
*Every 5 minutes,* "I hate it here."
"Let my succulent sucker free from it's cage."
"It took me 3 dice and 32 tries to get that."
"He may be 7'12 but he's still a sophomore."
"My life is in shambles. Shambles."
"George Strait would not approve of this conversation."
"If I don't confuse them, they know my secret."
"I'm using my longest fidanler for this."
"Damn! He thicc!" *Smacks Trae's butt*
"Ding dang, I should've been hanged."
"I done did darn did it too."
"Cease your snarking."
*In McDonalds theme song,* "Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I wanna die."
"This. This gives me anxiety."
"The gnome is taking over."
"Bucket of boobs!"
“I didn’t mean to gay all over you.”
“I have a fat soul.”
“Oh nooo the gay dudes are fallin!”
“Excuse me, mcfuckass??”
“Blind autism.”
"Not your bad my good"
“You can’t be sad if you have chicken parm.”
“No more going to the issues store!”
“Hmm spicy ice.”
“800 hours doesn’t help common sense.”
“Don’t worry, you’ll be the best wienerer eventually.”
”We’re going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship, shooting through the sky, we’re all gonna die.”
“I’m keeping my anime woman hidden for safe keeping.”
“Master Chief was being extremely sexual towards me so I decided to kill myself.”
“Clown tortilla”
“The cat is out of the bag; the fart is out of the ass.”
“Outward your pockets right now.”
“This is a tag team death match. Except we’re wrestling debt.”
“Get weezered idiot.”
“It’s funny to watch him cry. He’ll have a breakdown.”
“Sell it to the pretentious lady.”
“I love your meat.” -Bradon “See he like my meat.” - Sean “I want more of your meat.” -Bradon
“Gotta do-si-do his bitch ass.”
“Let me undrunk you!”
"Fuck you, get eaten bitch."
“Quit drinking you alcoholic fuck!!”
"I can be forced, im a complete pushover"
“I know a lot about penetration.”
"Peepee time.”
“Frog cheeks.”
“I am a Luigi board.”
Guys…the house smells like tacos and flames.
I gotta go up-shit the fuck-ass.
“This is chaotic cooking with Sean and my Demons.”
“Make sure it’s thoroughly fucked before you put it on there.”
“Hulk with tits.”
“Well some skirts have an undercarriage.”
(To Reagan)“You’re the aw to my tism.”
“Dude, I threw up rainbows.”
“Fuck it. Everyone’s getting flashed, I don’t care.”
“I have arriven.”
“Dude…I am *good* at cooking.”
“MASTER OF FUCK!! My secret move…dick and balls…”
“I’m thinking about truck ramen now.”
“You got cubes instead of balls??”
“Gimme some fucking leaves and I’ll be a whore.”
"OK, I'm piss free"
"A boob upper and a boob downer"
"Not you, de laurian"
"Under da sheets"
*to Reagan*“I love your microwave-ness.”
“Babeee stop putting grass organs on meee.”
“In four miles, turn gay.”
"That's not autism, it's retardation fuckass" *to bradon*
"I want to see bradon in a maid outfit, ngl"
"Gay's and Gay's Plus"
“God I love Pipi.”
“You have angered the floof.”
“The power of autism.”
“Away with you, you eight-legged fuck.”
“Your burp is a window into your soul.”
“Bonjour fucktard.”
“Upper your window, dickass.”
“You’re trapped now. I’ve got your boobs.”
“YOU SEXY GENIUS!”
“Glow stick that hoe. CRACK.”
“Shurtin cower hangers.”
“It’s proportional bitch. The more you fuck around, the more you find out!”
“I didn’t know it was being emotional time!”
*burps*”My burp tasted Cajun.”
*in deep southern accent*“I’ll hit you so hard, your titties’ll be backerds.”
“He’s not a necrophiliac, he’s just suicidal.”
“You’re hitting me like a vape.”
*screams down hallway at reagan* “YOURE GONNA BE SUCH A GREAT WIFEEE!”
“Throwing kids into pools makes me happy.”
"Where are my tHOngs babe?"
“Concrete is just rock cereal.”
"Can my penis go outside the ride or no?"
*to bradon* "You have a vocal asshoe"
"Stop touching my tittie lauren"
“It’s okay, I’ll eat the people.”
*point to factory at night* “Christmas pollution!”
"Justin Beiber attack bitch!"
"Hui's fighting over me again!"
"Naked men showerrr. Lets gooooo."
"Join the shiv side."
"Let's goooo, my nuts are worthyyyy."
“My stupidity transcends all genders.”
“Raw pancake.”
"Fuck your toe beans!"
"Ill crack your neck like a bopit"
"My pigeon is queer."
"Your pants are brown, and your ego is inflated"
*talking to Reagan* “You’re like pretty origami with all your folds.”
“DONT. You pimple popping fuck.”
"Tactical Ellen"
“Squishmallow ankles.”
“Arachnid architect.”
"Hui's a woman now, i'm gonna fuck him"