Reagan's Quotes
"Houston i have problems"
"Showering puts me to sleep. Im like "ahhh, im clean""
"Im sorry if im Biologically Weird "
"It's the quenchiest. Nothing quenchier."
*To mannequin at work* "Ok ma'am your tits are too big"
"I am a project, man" "You gotta work hard on me"
"your brick's weird"
“Can I- IM GOING.”
“Got the grippers out? Looking for some prey?”
"brain go weeee"
"ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR SALTY NUTS?"
"I can't believe it's 6:30 already." *Points at dark sky* "You're wrong."
"That looks like beer!!"
"NO! NOT THE ENCHILADAS!!"
*Chuckles,* "That's called procrastination."
"I should've grabbed a spoon."
"Who's normal? Not Brandon!"
"It's a mix between Scottish and baby."
"it’s Caucasian queso"
"Congratulations. Look what you've done."
"dying is only a mild side effect"
"i've just accepted the fucked upness"
-says aggressively- “Chimpken. With a P. Like Penis.”
“No, I’m chooking chimpken.”
"reagan.exe has stopped working"
“Here have a gimlet.”
“Then come back to America, Terd!”
Aggressively smells mentos gum, “God I could snort these things.”
“My tism is happy.”
“Hey Broski,” Pulls on what’s left of door handle, “I need open.”
"i love self deprecating myslef"
"i membered" off in the distance "YIPEEEE"
"AHHHHH, im gonna- piss off"
"i hate myself but i love myself"
"I think im on crack cocaine, lets goOoOoOoOOo"
"it makes my heart happy"
“Slightly, my ass.
"we gonna paprika your pen"
“I told you, I told you. I can feel it in my nuggets.”
to bradon " this is why you're messed up, you never made straw worms!"
"Don't mess with me bro, I got the dead on my side"
"I like looking at old"
"You can't escape the Hicks"
"BRAIN NO SHUT DOWN"
"LAUREN, YOU'RE MISSING OUT, BITCH"
"They don't have swiss cheese, I'm gonna cry"
*weak laugh* "I'm funny"
“Am I gonna go to a cemetery tomorrow? Maybe. Will I enjoy it? Probably.”
"I'm going to hell on a full scholarship, leave me alone"
"Fine be disappointed in me see how much i cry"
"I know I’m a pest but you let me in so you gotta deal with me now sucker"
"I don't have the energy to panic"
“Badabing badabang no lights for you”
"Dear God" *0.003 seconds later* "PUPPPYY"
"Your sleeps bitch"
“Ewww…crunchy.”
*in depressed voice*”But I wanna womp womp.”
"OOH ITS A KANGAROO, THATS AWESO- is that a depressed bear?"
"I can't control the brain, It Does What It Do"
"I'm sorry, I know I'm emotionally draining"
"I miss my non-existent penis"
"That math aint mathing, Its Mething"
“They have not updated me yet.”
“There’s a place I think we should go. Starts with a P and ends with a sychward.”
“You will *become* my necklace.”
"You're a skinny little white girl, they don't care" *to lauren*
“I will find a Starbucks. It’s the white girl in me.”
“No Kia soul! Go back to hell where you came from! You have no soul!!”
“Kerger Bing thank you.”
"Chicken tendies make me sad, apparently"
“I brought the blendy but we did not use the blendy.”
“Mmm, boba. I needed this today.”
“That was a stop sign you mini cooper BITCH.”
"I got squirted on by eggs"
"My booty bone hurts"
“My emotional help is currently in another city.”
“I am a burnt chicken nugget and I love myself.”
“Was that an achoo??”
"I LIKE BALLS"
“Okay. Now I have chickens and now they are having sex.”
"Babe, we're going ear naked"
"you have been male approved"
“Platonic groping.”
“Crusty water.”
“Chicken? Chicken? Why are you not chicken?”
"I don’t think a Hui lobotomy is going to help. I think it’ll just kill me."
"I'M GONNA GRIP YOUR PENIS BY YOUR BALLSACK" *Sean wimpers~*
"I love you, but shut the fuck up"
"I don't hear the clap of your ass cheeks."
"Babe! How erect are you?"
"Ouch! My Bootay"
"I like my pussy, thank you"
*Rea belches* "woah, congratulations!" - Hui "thanks, its a boy!" - Reagan
"Uh-huh yeah I’m not as intense as he is lol I’m hufflepuff"