Sam's Quotes
“I am blissfully detached.”
"Monsters, I've got a princess for you~"
Mom: "Violence isn't the answer." Me: "But it's ALWAYS an option!"
Other: I think that's my cousin! Sam: One of the important ones?
Other: This school is retarded. Sam: The only thing that comes to mind when I hear that is you.
Brothers and sisters in Christ but enemies in Walmart.
*Slightly high pitch,* “I’m like, you’re a fine lookin’ specimen.”
“My brain has an evil side I swear.”
"Oh don't worry, I don't bite! *slight whisper* Hard..."
Guy needs to learn more martial arts for fighting handicapped people.
"We have Ear Appreciation together."
What would Jesus do in a McDonald's? "Let me now multiply these nuggets."
"Fascism is fun!"