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"The only good sounds are lambsy, yours are the worst to date" - model to bradon

"They did one more wham bam thank you ma'am before their divorce" - coworker

"Is there a way you can basterdize actual javascript" - streamer friend

Jenna K.: "That's right, I was seeing other allergies!"

Jenna K.: "We're the only judgers in the friend group." Reagan: "Cowabummer!"

Scarlett A.: "Are you a fart? Cuz you blew me away."

Jenna K.: "I misplaced my bone."

Lachlan: "DEAR GOD!" *As he falls down onto a whiteboard*

*Pulls out baby yoda,* "Aww!! He's so hideous!" - Jenna K.

Jenna K.: "I drove places and missed turns."

Reagan: "My momma always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all." Jenna K.: "Well mine said that too but I didn't ever listen because I was too busy saying mean things."

Scarlett A.: "I'm living in Spanish."

Jenna K.: "I had to stand on my tOOOESSS!"

Jenna K.: "Gluten. Gluten. Mom would kill me. Gluten."

Jenna K.: "Shut up-I mean, thank you."

Rachel K.: "Like I mess up." *Hairflip*

Rachel K.: "I just want to aggressively poke someone."

Isaac: "Dap me up, cuh."

Jenna K.: "You're done! You're finished! K.O.!"

Lachlan: "They were in a pasteur."

Scarlett A.: "The earth is just a sandwich."

Reagan: "I have a knife in my purse." Sean: "I have a skull." Scarlett A.: *Wheezing*

Brandon: "There's a lot of things I'd like to snort."

*Out the window,* "GIVE ME FEET PICS!" - Brandon

Brandon: "Now I'm going to look at myself in the mirror for the next 20 minutes."

Brandon: *Playing with fake skeleton,* "You got some nice intestines, dude."

Scarlett A.: "His intestines are falling out!" Brandon: "He'll be fine."

Reagan: "What do we say when we want something?" Brandon: "GIVE IT TO ME!"

Brandon: "Hey. Do you still have that knife."

Scarlett A.: "Cheeto boy."

A&P Teacher: "What skin condition means the deprivation of melanin in the skin?" Brandon: "Ginger."

"I drew a beta fish but you didn't vote for Beto." - Scarlett A.

Brandon: "Where should I put his intestines?" Scarlett A.: "Where they go??"

Scarlett A.: "I'm affirming your gender by shooting you."

Brandon: "Where should I cause chaos next?"

Scarlett A.: "I'm 5'3 and I will destroy you."

Brandon: "My name is Indigo Montana. You killed my mother. Prepare to die, fool."

Reagan: "Why are we like this?" Scarlett A.: "Good question." Isaac: "What do you mean? We're normal." Reagan: "You would be mistaken sir."

Scarlett A.: "She needs some LOTION!"

Brandon: "Bet your own ketchup! I ain't yo mama!"

Brandon: *In a British accent,* "Why is he British?" *Continues to make fun of British man*

Brandon: "Thoracic Park."

Scarlett A.: "God's in control so even when people be dyin', I be vibin'."

"if lambsy jumped, there would be a crater the size of texas" - model

"You enjoy your duece dropping" - Dr. Brandy

“Ah, yes. Blind as a bat. Or blind as a Rachel, I don’t know which is worse..” - Jeff

“It’s a soup of pheromones at this point.” -Dustin

no. I’m freddy fazbear aur aur aur aur aur -Zane

"I don't like exploding noises. Unless it's guns. That's fine." - Brooke

“It smells like air” -Kenzie

*Talking about a deer*”I gave him a free chiropractic massage. He didn’t have any complaints.” - Jenna

“She always looks kind of high. Sort of…questionable.” - Jenna

"Women are a walking bag of feelings" - Dr. Stanley

“ACKNOWLEDGE MY ASS SWEAT” - Kit

*To Bradon* "You are a worrying pessimistic bastard" -Dr. Brandy

“No, don’t do that, they’re very buckative.” - Madi

“In the words of King James, shuteth upeth.” - Cailyn

Mom: When someone takes my parking spot I like to park close enough so that if they're fat it'll be extremely difficult for them to get in their car.

You suffer from rectal cranial inversion.

*girly giggle* “i’m very manly - Zane

“society nowadays judges people for *belches*”

“AH! i just dropped water on my crotch. Actually, i dropped my phone on my crotch too.” - Zane

*off in the distance* "She finally had the babay" - Tino from McAllisters

"So if I over analyze this, hui is bottom, lambsy is top" - GhostieInSoT

*referring to bradon* "he's a lot, but a good a lot" - Kingsnipers

"hui has his sword out? I thought we told him to keep it in his pants" - LyndenSylvester "My sword is always out, and you cant change that!" - bradon

“Forgive me father for I have shrimped” - Manny

*starts speeding* “don’t worry guys we have Jesus music playing”- jasmine

“Out with the in, in the with old—wait…out with the in, in with the out—“ - Erowynn “I think it’s just getting worse.” - Alyssa

"If you didn't know, he's a gayboy back here" - Coworker 1 "dude, thats known nationwide" - bradon "yeah, cause I'm always on your side" - coworker 2

"So anyways, i attacked a random korean!" - Coworker

"I made an alliance and called it 'Drunk Drivers'. It only has 2 members though" - Coworker

"Did you die?" - Hagen "No, I just killed a family of four. It's okay." - Lucas

"Well Hui, I'm not a father, but you can call me daddy" - BioSteamPunk

“Hey babe, I need you to destroy my neck.” - Heather “I need you to fucking DECIMATE my back.” - Josh

"I need them bean flavored" - coworker "bushes baked titties?" - bradon "nah, refried titties" -coworker

"The racism makes it feel like home" - coworker

"If I was white, I'd just be racist. But I'm Mexican, so it's just comedy" - coworker

*hui walks in a room* " -I wonder what it feels like to be raped?" - coworker (male)

"It's Three women and a Hui" - Cardoodlez

"I forgot a hui exists" - Galacticbaron

"HuiDiddy" - DJ

Random girl: "This is not a kid's Bible! It literally says someone dies!"

“YouTube incest tutorial.” - Zane

"Don't make me pin you" - Tori *to hui*

"Sorry, I was molesting your hair tie" - Tori